Deviled & Darn Good Egg Salad

Servings: 4
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 25 minutes
Ingredients
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8 large eggs, hard-boiled and peeled
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1/3 cup Miracle Whip or Duke’s mayonnaise (or your favorite)
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2 tablespoons yellow mustard (or spicy brown if you're feelin’ rowdy)
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1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
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1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
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1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika
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1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional but c’mon…)
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Salt & cracked black pepper to taste
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2 tablespoons green onions, thinly sliced
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1 tablespoon fresh dill, chopped (plus extra for garnish)
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Optional: a dash of hot sauce if your boots can handle it​​
The Oklahoma Food Dude says:
"This ain’t your store-bought spread. It’s creamy, tangy, devilishly seasoned, and ready for a sandwich, cracker, or just a spoon to the face."

Instructions
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Chop the Eggs
Rough chop the hard-boiled eggs. You want some texture—don’t turn them into mush.
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Mix It Good
In a big ol’ bowl, mix together mayo, mustard, relish, vinegar, paprika, cayenne, salt, and pepper until smooth.
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Bring It Together
Fold in the chopped eggs, green onions, and dill. Stir gently—show those eggs some respect.
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Chill Time
Let it rest in the fridge for at least 30 minutes to let those flavors get to know each other.
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Serve It Up
Pile it high on fresh sourdough, toast, or croissants. Or serve it picnic-style with crackers, celery sticks, or straight off the spoon.​
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Serve With:
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A cold sweet tea or local Oklahoma brew
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Pickled okra
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A nap (you’ll need it)
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